This is a conversation that my father recorded when I was about five years old, after I'd had a dream:
I fell down onto Hell. There was fire -- it was all red.Did you see any people?
I saw some skeletons.
Were the skeletons moving?
No... they were dead people.
Did you see anyone else?
Oh yes... I saw the Devil! He had blue lips.
Did he have any teeth?
Sharp teeth. He made a fence of a his teeth.
A what?
A fence. Well, I was lying down on Hell, and the Devil -- he had sharp teeth. Then he took out his teeth, and made them into a fence, around me.
i think you had an extremely cool dad.
Nahh Ben you were definitely younger than 5 - maybe 4. The cassette tape recording features one very cute baby-accented voice. I think you should put the recording on line. In fact, on this here blog.