May 2003 Archives

I don't think I'm ready for this thing

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Was too sick to go to Kelly Rowland tonight, and gave my pass away. As I morosely made my way home, I started to feel remarkably better. Damn. I comforted myself by listening not to Kelly, but to Aaliyah. Does anybody else think her last album, while too long, was nonetheless remarkable? After the swinging tuff girl act of the first two albums, I think she'd finally found a tone that was just so, one that could direct all those things that often make R&B tacky -- an overabundance of sugary gloss and melismatic flourishes -- towards something more sublime. Genius. That this tone is more vulnerable and classically "girly" isn't something to apologise about, because through it, Aaliyah channels spookier flavours. "More Than a Woman" is like an infinity of baroque chambers, full of eyelashes and lips, but also strange homonculi. She was turning into a remarkable entertainer. If only... (Anyone mumbling some moralistic, auratic crap about "manufactured hit machines" can now promptly go fuck themselves. Oh yes.)

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Had an interesting chat to my brother on the weekend about the proletarianisation of aesthetic work, which led to Pattern Recognition, and "the footage". He hasn't read Gibson's book, but the idea of a film that betrayed few traces of a particular time or place was ludicrous to him, and an impediment to the suspension of disbelief. I kinda agree that it's ludicrous, but I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously on that level. It's a kind of macguffin -- like the glowing thing inside the suitcase in Pulp Fiction -- that doesn't have to "work" to make the story successful. Rather than "working" logically, the footage acts as a kind of talismanic attractor. And I doubt Gibson intended the footage to be literally free of "telltale semiotic markers", as if those things could be discrete and hermenteutically certain; however unlikely, the idea that it could elude those kinds of identifications -- in the face of a world of iconic logos and the data extraction capabilities of the worldwide Echelon spy-system -- is what counts.

This brings to mind Nicholas Meyer's fascinating director's commentary on the Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan DVD; he asserts that if you lined up three "period films" that were all set in the 1850s but made in 1965, 1975 and 1985, you'd be able to successfully date them within a year or two. It's not just specific things like the film stock, the use of steadicam, stylistic "lapses" or even the rhythm of the editing and the framing of shots, but the very way in which elements of the film rub together to generate meaning. In any case, this kind of historically specific mediation is actually what it's all about, rather than trying to faithfully "recreate" an era. In this vein, there's a great John Fowles essay (in Wormholes) about his experience of writing The French Lieutenant's Woman, and needing to consciously mediate the perception of Victorian speech patterns.

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Last night I was watching Bollywood clips on Channel 31. Fantastic stuff. What I found really odd, though, was that they'd all been transferred to Beta video (or whatever Channel 31 use internally) in a really jarring way -- the action was really jumpy, as if a couple of frames were being dropped every second. What I can't figure out is why; they use PAL in India, so it can't be a dodgy NTSC-to-PAL conversion system. In any case, it made for interesting viewing.

As it happens, in the last two weeks I've had conversations with two different people about framerates, and particularly about how filming at an ultra-high framerate would mean using film fast enough to capture the slightest movement in an even smaller instant, and that even if you dropped frames to play it back at the usual framerate, it'd still play differently, even if the naked eye can't differentiate individual frames beyond 25fps. Rather, it's the quality of those frames, the lack of motion blurring, that must make 50fps, even with every second frame dropped, seem so edgy and nervous.

get a real job

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So Claire finds, below, that


[Pattern Recognition] spoke to a deep longing inside of me to have one of those *cool* capitalist jobs where you get paid heaps and live this really cushy lifestyle with little gadgets for really doing nothing more than critiquing the revolting excesses of capitalist marketing. how do you get a job like that?

Well, I did hear that Naomi Klein did the corporate speaking circuit for a while. : ) Or did I totally make that up? Ha. Actually, now that we're on the subject, William Gibson is actually a member of the Global Business Network, along with Peter Gabriel, Brian Eno, Manuel Bloody Marxist Castells and Francis Fucking Reaganite Fukuyama. This strange collection of people was started by a cabal of old oil executives (a different cabal from the one occupying the White House) to do strategic consulting for multinational corporations (and, strangely enough, the ANC). They have cocktail parties on yachts with Russian mafia types. Weird.

sitting pretty

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Ha! I have my name on the door for Kelly Rowland's Sydney show! I think I might spontaneously combust from too much entertainment.

(Kelly is my favourite of the 'Child. We went and saw them a year ago. Kelly totally rocked! And so many twelve year old girls in the same room -- crazy! Then we stood outside the side entrance of the Entertainment Centre for half an hour afterwards, waiting for them to get into their limos. Beyonce gave her handbag to a fan! We screamed a lot! How many exclamation marks can I use?! The Child of Destiny. The crisis of teleology. There must be a link, right?? The bastard child, faithless to origins, launching into a line of flight. Throw your hands up at me.)

unit

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Finished Pattern Recognition. While the ending wasn't "satisfying" in terms of an orgasmic semiotic economy (ahahaha, Mama Anarchia), I don't think it's supposed to be. It's like everything rising to the surface, a little too quickly, after you trip some final aspect of your environment by poking around randomly, and the hidden structure of the world reveals itself while you stand there in a daze.

Since beginning Pattern Recognition, my experience of fleeting and yet strangely significant urban vignettes has been heightened. The other morning, the smell of silver aniseed gunshot mints as I got out of the train. A woman's maniacal, toothless cackle.

Was trying to sell the book in to people at work. "Uh, yeah, it's like, a thriller about, um, ambient marketing." Whatever.

I don't think William Gibson actually knows what a render farm is. No matter.

Yesterday, I was Photoshopping half-naked women for a living. Today, I am making pearls change colour.

death to property

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Two things of questionable legality, which might be quite interesting if you're running MacOSX and iTunes 4:

  • Share iTunes, a site that lets iTunes 4 users publicly declare their shared iTunes music collections. You simply click on someone, and their playlists open in iTunes, and you can stream their songs over this temporary conection, like, immediately. As with all firesharing software, people with transfer limits on their Internet connections should think twice about stream-sharing their music.
  • iLeech, an application that lets MacOSX users permanently download songs from those shared iTunes playlists.

I was not here. I did not say this.

i recognise the patterns

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Claire has lent me her copy of William Gibson's Pattern Recognition, which is utterly good so far. His later work uses meditative, periodic language which is just so. As if the detritus of "postindustrial" culture recombined to make glassy poetry, and was recited by masked people with cleverly blank, cipher-like personalities. I wish I'd had the courage to get an autograph from Gibson when I saw him on a street corner in the East Village. Damn. I even happened to have a copy of Idoru on me. Fool.

Perversely, sometimes I actually wish I could be a strategic marketing wanker like those in Gibson's books, instead of being a marketing drone -- it'd be fun, if dumb. I've been trying my best though; lately, I've arrogantly dispensed with the details of execution, and have been writing notes on "how Eadweard Muybridge's 19th Century photographic motion studies and Chris Marker's La Jetee can be used as conceptual chrono-models for an unfolding campaign for {brand deleted}". At least being a wanker is more entertaining than the everyday miseries of employment.

Grandmaster Flash confounded most expectations at his show last night. There was a little too much editorialising on his part, but I guess he has the right to self-aggrandisement, having pioneered hip-hop's entire turntablist enterprise. But he ain't no purist. He starts with the drum break from (yes Simon) fucking Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight", again and again. ("Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, duh duh!!!") And just like my own geeky playlists, he puts Sugarhill Gang next to Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust". He had 5000 people singing along to "Billy Jean". Music for the masses! For two and half hours, we were beaten into submission by the World's Biggest Party (!!!) DJ. With, uh, virtuoso scratching and bits of manual vinyl looping that Actually Worked (unlike most attempts by Lesser Beings).

Antoinette's very well-chiselled b-boy friend Swiper got up and stage and popped his competition off the stage. The supposed "b-girls" who got up to dance were an complete embarrassment to the Southern Hemisphere, tho. Every b-girl in the audience was seething. But the biggest problem is that Lena and I simply didn't have the stamina. There were something like five support acts, and we bounced up the front to The Herd and Koolism (both excellent). By the time the venerable Grandmaster turned up, we were simply fucked from hours of, um, fun. Perhaps everyone else was, too, cos the last half hour got a bit frayed. But very glad I went. Bumped into Yas, Matt Skellern and Jessie, which was nice.

the ministry of planetary echomail

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Just the other night I was telling some colleagues about my early online experiences -- sending emails as a pre-teen in the early 80s, BBSes, my old 300-baud acoustic coupler, being able to type faster than my modem's upload speed (and people have the hide to moan about broadband!)... And today I discover that Tom Jennings, creator of the FidoNet BBS network that I used as a kid, was also a queer anarchist punk zinester, and now does critical retro tech art. How fucking cool is that?

FidoNet enabled discrete, private bulletin board systems, run by hobbyists in the suburbs, to hook up across the world in order to exchange private emails and public conference messages -- an "Internet for the rest of us", back when the Net was the domain of university labs and big IT businesses. FidoNet was the largest computer network made out of privately run nodes in the world. (Howard Rheingold briefly mentions FidoNet in The Virtual Community.)

Back in the 80s I had my own FidoNet fantasy project: to replace the monolithic FidoNet BBS software with a modular, open source "operating system" for networked messaging that used the same protocols as FidoNet nodes. It would involve hordes of volunteers working in different cities, taking responsibility for different parts of the system. We'd establish common, standard interfaces for the software objects to be able to work together. We'd actually use the medium of FidoNet to facilitate the making of the product. Like the proprietary FidoNet software, it would be free to download, but unlike FidoNet, its source code would be freely available for people to modify. Our business model: selling shrink-wrapped distributions of the software, and selling technical support. I managed to get some actual programmers interested, but the project kinda collapsed when I realised how big it'd have to be, and that in many ways, we'd might as well be recreating Unix. (A few years later, Linus Torvalds created Linux, an open source version of Unix that was made by volunteers from around the world, using the Internet to facilitate its maintenance, and spawning a whole industry of selling distributions and support for free software. Harrumph. I look back now and wished that I'd actually learned to program properly.)

i am zombie

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Saw The Matrix Reloaded on opening night. Not great, but not a disaster either. I guess it was always going to be an uphill battle -- I never wanted to see Zion, which I always knew would be tacky and embarrassing, and the stupid hippie-doof/rave scene confirmed this in spades. The thing we all knew about The Matrix was that the, uh, Matrix (i.e. our everyday life, gradually uncovered as a malignant construct, and subverted by the insertion of people in cool clothes with cooler moves) was what we really liked, rather than the flaccid sf blockbuster tropes that Reloaded simply couldn't avoid enacting. Bombastic speeches are great when "reality" is under assault and drenched in conspiracy, but they're utterly crap in the comfort of your own underground rebel city. They really should have found a way to short circuit this tendency. In many ways The Animatrix was better.

Funny things: Cornel West -- Cornel Fucking West! -- as a Councillor of Zion, and Hades rewritten as a Merovingian monarch (thus deepening the whole gnostic/Cathar/grail-quest hermeticism -- the medieval French Merovingians claimed to be descended from Judaic kings, and figure greatly in conspiracy lore as being keepers of the Grail, and actually being the literal descendents of Christ). Slightly disappointing: yet more physical objects in the Matrix, especially human bodies, revealed as 3D assemblages of green phosphor code. I was willing to see this as heightened metaphor at the climax of The Matrix, but the abundance of this in Reloaded made it feel like a bad, Lawnmower Man-style B-movie.

I got to meet my invisible friend Cori, too, of which I was very glad. Her hair is much greener than I had previously thought.

starfuckers inc

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Oh yeah, another Sydney Writers' Festival story, which has since passed into legend: Lena and I meet Hanif Kureishi at the launch one year. We get talking, and mention the book our work appeared in recently. "Great," he says to Lena. "You should come up to my hotel room and show me." Get. Out. We gave him the book, but not in his room.

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Dept of Randomness -- here's some of the Google searches that have led to this page in the last two weeks:

  • sensory deprivation tank how to construct
  • neoconservative Trostky
  • luca+casarini+baked+pie
  • springtime of the movements
  • greeks liver regenerate
  • Ethics + photoshopping
Excellent.

must. get. sleep.

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My latest:

all parameters nominal

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Okay, rebuilt the comics blog -- will write something this weekend. I promise. Thanks for the comments, Caitlin and Bryan, BTW. Will chew on them.

zero

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I really should get off my arse and write my comic. Perhaps things will get better then. But maybe a saga is too grand a place to start, too cathedral-like. (Plus my private comic writing blog broke -- so much for simple and stable web apps.) Perhaps I should instead do a few small Jenny Everywhere pieces as a way to break in. (Although Joe, to be honest, your efforts in that area are a little intimidating.)

Going to see The Animatrix on the weekend. And X2. Again.

i know kung fu

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I'm currently doing an online trailer for the Enter the Matrix game. Sometimes all the shit fades away and you realise, I'm currently doing an online trailer for the Enter the Matrix game!

Finished The Business. Wasn't that impressed. Like a very clever Mills and Boon (lifestyles of the ultrarich, unrequited pining, "exotic" locations, etc), but without the romance (and way more gadgets).

But hey, dud book or not -- if neither Iain Banks, Lena or myself are appearing at the Writers' Festival, I mean, what's the point of going? :)

  • Three years ago I was coopted onto a Sydney Writers' Festival panel about Asian food writing, ferchrissakes, chaired by Cherry Ripe, the ridiculous food editor of The Australian, along with Annette Shun Wah and Andrew Ma. Ms Ripe rang us all up beforehand to get the vibe, and Andrew and I independently lied to her about our intentions. Asked questions like "do you use chopsticks at home?", we singularly failed to raise a collective eyebrow, and promised to earnestly explore our heritage. On the day I wore my best, most reactive Nation-of-Islam-type suit and shades, and performed a long tirade about us reserving the right to spit in your lemon chicken. Andrew read a piece he'd just written about his double obsession with white flesh and KFC.

  • Two years ago at the Festival, Lena presented her piece that contained the immortal line, "meanwhile, while you're fucking me up the arse, I'll make you hoummous and tabouli".

Destroy. Destroy. Destroy.

our duty to the party

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Just when I start to reread Nineteen Eighty-Four for the first time in a billion years, and reflect on its co-option by anticommunists, I find this interesting thing: Thomas Pynchon's "The Road to 1984", an introduction to a new edition of Orwell's novel. Cool. Pynchon revisits bits of the novel that I always skipped, and links them, against an easy reading, to Orwell's purposeful skewering of ex-Trots like James Burnham, who resigned himself to the idea of an impervious "managerial class" (after having an actual flamewar with Comrade Trotsky), and who thus, in the supposed absence of anything better to do, became a Cold Warrior. By concentrating on the subtle use of past tense in the novel's appendix, Pynchon reminds us that the neoconservative "end of history" is itself much more of a religiously determinist fantasy than anything in orthodox Marxism, and that the open-ended future mythologies of hope aren't so much "utopian", but related, I suppose, to the generative capacities of desire. Live long and propser, Pynch.

pied piper

From the Interactivist Info Exchange: Luca Casarini pied.

Volunteers of the Biotic Baking Brigade landed a multilayered cream and strawberry pie in the face of Luca Casarini just before he was to speak at the feminist bookstore, Bluestockings, in the Lower East Side. Casarini is the self described 'leader' of the Disobbiedienti (a current of the Italian anti-capitalist and anti-war movement that was once popular but is now not so sweet due to half-baked behavior on the part of its leader). Some examples incude: the taking over of anarchists' actions in Torino and other parts of Italy, the disruption of the Bologna Social Forum and the attempt to lead the dockworkers war resistance in Tuscany, which ended with his being driven off physically by the workers.

The doughy Pie-zano was frosted sucessfully on his way into the store where a crowd had gathered to hear a presentation on anti authoritarianism and academia. Casarini made one good point though -- the movement is now as globalized as capital. One consequence of this is that self-styled 'leaders' will be held accountable for their actions and cannot escape by touring new territories and "re-branding" themselves. No flakeout! Video available at the link below. Pied!

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This via Steve Wright:

"Springtime of The Movements"

A 30minute radio documentary on the current wave of dissent in Italy.
ABC Radio National -- The Europeans (see times and frequencies below)

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The political and social struggles in Italy in the recent years have been a source of innovation and inspiration for political and social struggles globally. A discussion on the ferment in Italy today -- analysis, opinions, historical background.

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Interviewees
Wu Ming 1 -- Wu Ming collective of radical authors, activist
Franco Berardi ('Bifo') -- Writer, activist, veteran of 70s autonomous workers' movements and Radio Alice
Antonio Di Blase -- FIAT factory worker and member of Factory TV -- Sicilian pirate television station
Professor Donatella Della Porta, Florence University -- researcher of social movements

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DATE AND FREQUENCIES

SUNDAY MAY 11, 1.30pm REPEAT TUESDAY MAY 13, 2.15pm

Adelaide 729AM | Brisbane 792AM | Canberra 846AM
Darwin 657AM | Gold Coast 90.1FM | Hobart 585AM
Melbourne 621AM | Newcastle 1512AM | Perth 810AM | Sydney 576AM

Or ANYTIME in streaming audio (after the broadcast) at
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/europe/europe.htm


Incidentally, the Luther Blisset project's novel Q will be available for download from the Wu-Ming Foundation, free, this winter. Cannot wait.

Only two people are gonna get this entry's title. Oh well. Anyway: Peter Chung, the guy behind Aeon Flux, speaks.

i recommend a padded room

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Oh yeah, we had dinner with Kirsten and Tasj on the weekend, in an incredibly loud Lebanese restaurant. It was so loud because there were no soft surfaces at all -- everything was so polished and hard. Then there was a recurring joke about snakes and bodybuilding, which was too in-the-moment to make sense any longer... And later, an interesting conversation about transgender politics.

I've decided that I rather like Blur's Think Tank. There's a nice spindliness to it.

Installing a "stealth mode" firewall.

Brooding about industrial relations issues that are close to home. That's it, I'm joining the IWWWW (Ken Macleod's Information Workers of the World Wide Web, or the Webblies).

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brainleak

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I came home from Angela's birthday lunch to find the activity LED on my cable modem going crazy, and that I'd somehow used up a quarter of my monthly download limit. I'm not sure if it was a rogue filesharing app (I generally have sharing off because of the stupid limit), a spyware trojan horse or what. In any case, I'm going to investigate a more powerful firewall. If you've got a permanent Internet connection, I'd recommend some thought about this, too. Update: apparently the trick is to set up a "stealth" firewall that offers no response to packets of data hitting unauthorised ports, thus simulating a dead IP address. Otherwise you're still encouraging denial of service attacks, which you still pay for.

I've been spending a lot more time with my nephews and niece lately. It lifts my spirits, even if everything eventually turns into a game of "Let's Tear Uncle Ben's Arms from His Sockets". Today I taught them how to play the piano with one's head. The other week Jacob, who is 7, asked me, "why does a metal pole taste like blood when I lick it?", upon which I commended his observational skills and explained the iron content in blood. Meanwhile, Lena wishes he wouldn't lick everything. Two-year-old Sarah is big into gauging everything via facial expressions at the moment. We were reading Peter Pan, and there was a picture of Captain Hook sporting an evil smile. "'E's good now!" she explained, missing the evil glint. The next page had Hook with a snarl, to which she responded, surprised, "'E's nawty again!" Faciality squared. I love them to bits. I hope they feel the same about me. Given my general soreness at the moment, it would seem to be so.

the culture

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Picked up Iain Banks' The Business last nite for $5 at Kmart. Nice. Unfortunately, he's no longer coming to the Sydney Writer's Festival. This is particularly disappointing, 'cause Lena was helping to organise his Western Sydney appearance, and indeed was rigging it so people had to go to Western Sydney to see him. (Bwahaha.) But he ain't coming. Why?

One erstwhile invitee has already made his contribution to the debate over war in Iraq. Saying he was "ashamed to be British", the novelist Iain Banks last week tore up his passport and sent it to the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair.

That's why. Excellent.

what u got for me, mr jt?

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I love those Movable Type people. Besides the really amusing fact that their names are Ben and Mena Trott, there's this comment in their Beginner's Guide to TrackBack:

Imagine a site which collects weblog posts about Justin Timberlake. Anyone interested in reading about JT could look at this site to keep updated on what other webloggers were saying about his new album, a photo shoot in a magazine, etc.

Being earnest and ironic at the same time is a very cool thing.